The Online Dating Game
After communicating and meeting some of you, here’s what I’ve learned:
What Men’s Profiles Really Mean:
40ish: Over 50 and looking for a 25 year old
Athletic: Watches a lot of sports on TV
Educated: Will criticize everything you say
Friendship first: As long as it involves sex
Good looking: Arrogant
Very good looking: Dumb as a board
Honest: Pathological liar
Likes to cuddle: Insecure mama’s boy
Mature: Older than your father
Open-Minded: Wants to have threesomes with your friends (or sisters)
Sensitive: Cries if you want him to see a chick flickVery sensitive:
GaySpiritual: Had sex in a cemetery once.
Stable: lengthy arrest record…no convictions
What Women’s Profiles Really Mean:
40ish: 49 years old.
Adventurer: Slept around a lot
Athletic: Flat Chest
Beautiful: Pathological liar
Educated: Know-it-all
Emotionally Secure: Heavily medicated
Fun: AnnoyingOutgoing: Loud and obnoxious
Wants soul mate: Stalker
It’s a lot easier than this, just be yourself and have fun.
